Love whispers from a husband

Husband to me:
"Your like a dump truck."
Me, fall out laughing immediately;
"What?!"
Husband:
"I'm like a hot race car, hanging out in first to go slow enough to chill with you. Your like a big ol' dump truck, in high gear and making a ton of noise."
Me: "Ha ha ha ha!!!! You called me a dump truck!!!!!"

Ah, sweet love.